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In the late 1970s I served in the Navy and we frequently went to a number of ports in the Mediterranean, and one of the best ports was Palma de Mallorca. I had a several creampie adventures there as a young sailor 18-22 years old, while visiting Barbarella’s Discoteche, the Pyramid club, bars in Palma Nova, at the port, and even at the beach, but one of the most fun and strange occurrences happened totally unexpectedly, when I wasn’t even looking for a girl or much less what happened.

During one of the many early summer Palma port visits, I had signed up for an evening dinner tour called the Medieval jousting which took place at a place outside town that they bus you to. The place was set on several acres, made up like a castle (sort of) and was called Comte Mal (the bad Count) or something like that. Once arriving there at about 8 PM, you are greeted by the black count and his lady and then seated in a long banquet hall with a long ring center where horses and knights rode around. There was food as the serving staff poured everyone lots of cheap wine at this banquet going on, while you cheered for knights who fought on horseback, with lance and sword. The whole thing was set in an inside pavilion and was divided into teams each for a different colored knight. Once one knight wins and the banquet is over, everyone moves over to a dance floor area where they are playing disco songs by a DJ.

I had been there before and knew how hot it could get so I dressed casual in a dark t-shirt and khaki pants, many of the other attendees were in evening wear though some of the younger people were in casual clothing too. The festivities went on and I ate and drank and cheered the knight of our sections color. Then it was off for a few more drinks at the disco floor.

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I was walking out of the hall area when this older guy (in his forties) who had been sitting not far from me in the pavilion hall with a woman (his wife I assumed) approached me and asked in a British accent “How’s it going?”. I told him that I was doing okay. He asked if I wanted to join him and his wife for a few drinks. Being very sociable and having had a few drinks and being buzzed already, I told him sure and we headed for a round table where his wife was already sitting. The disco was playing loud music, something like Phil Collins’s “something in the air” or the like.

Her name was Adrianne and he was Phil. She was dressed in a black pull over clingy material dress that was above the knees with a revealing plunging neckline over a small freckled bust and no bra. Adrianne wasn’t thin, and wore her blonde hair short haircut, and had nice make-up and red lipstick. She was in her forties or fifties like Phil.

As we walked over to her, Phil asked me if I thought his wife was pretty and I answered that she was very pretty. He said something about “did I fancy her?” and I not knowing what he meant said “sure”. He asked me what I liked to drink and I said red wine.

Phil introduced me to his wife and had me sit next to her as he went to go get the drinks. The music was loud and Adrianne and I had to get very close to each other to talk. She asked me where I was from and told me that she was from Buckshire (or something like it) and how her and Phil were a modern couple and on and on.

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