February 13, 2006
40th Creampie Stories: Christmas Creampie
“So, Gringald, what are the implications of this?” The fat man in the red fur suit tapped the letter impatiently.
Gringald pushed his glasses up on his long green nose and scratched his pointy ears before replying. “You know, this request is not unprecedented. However, since these are very litigious times, I’ve asked Smarmsworth to review it as well. He is chief council for that region.” Gringald picked up the remote and flipped on the videoconferencing system. “Smarmsworth, are you there?”
The picture of Smarmsworth, an elderly and distinguished-looking Elf, came into sharper focus as the digital set warmed up. “Yes, I am here. I have reviewed the letter in question, and I don’t think there is any legal reason not to give the gift requested.” He peered into the camera, as if trying to see better. “What I want to know is why a 23 year old woman would be sending this kind of letter, anyways. Most people her age are too cynical to send a Letter to Santa, let alone expect such a request to be granted.”
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